SpongeBob SquarePants is not just a kid’s show, it’s nostalgia for those who have grown up watching it. Not just children but even youngsters and a large section of adults are fans of the show and follow it till today. Major credit for the success of the show also goes to its impressive writing ahead of its time humor that it serves its audience with.
In this article, we shall be listing some of the funniest SpongeBob quotes:
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Quotes by popular characters of SpongeBob SquarePants:
- “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
-Plankton.
- “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.”
-Mr. Krabs.
- “Wake me up when I care.”
-Squidward.
- “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
-Squidward.
- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
-Patrick.
- “I’m ready, I’m ready.”
-SpongeBob.
- “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”
-Squidward.
- “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chaos.”
-Patrick.
- “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!”
-SpongeBob.
- “I’m ugly and I’m proud!”
-SpongeBob.
- “F is for friends who do stuff together!”
-SpongeBob.
- “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
-Patrick.
- “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!”
-Patrick.
- “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!”
-SpongeBob.
- “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.”
-Patrick Star.
- “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”
-Spongebob.
- “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
-Spongebob.
- “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”
-Patrick Star.
- “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”
-Sandy Cheeks.
- “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
-Spongebob.
- “Moss always points to civilization.”
-SpongeBob.
- “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.”
-Plankton.
- “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.”
-Sandy.
- “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”
-Spongebob.
- “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!”
-Lord Royal Highness.
- “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”
-Plankton.
- “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”
-Mr. Krabs.
- “A five-letter word for happiness…money.”
-Mr. Krabs.
- “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”
-Patrick.
- “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, hereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
-SpongeBob.
- “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.”
-Patrick Star.
- “With imagination, you can be anything you want.”
-Spongebob.
- “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.”
-Squidward.
- “Please come again. When I’m not working.”
-Squidward.
Funny quotes from the show:
The show had some extremely funny quotes that haven’t left our heads.
- “His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!”
-Plankton.
- “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!”
-Plankton.
- “A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.”
-SpongeBob.
- “Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!”
-Plankton.
- “That’s a big boot.”
-Patrick Star.
- “It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!”
-Krabs.
- “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”
-Patrick Star.
- “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.”
-SpongeBob.
- “But it’s my only night to be fancy!”
-Squidward.
Funny dialogues from the show:
The show had some extremely funny scenes which were made funnier by its well-written dialogues:
- “Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call ‘Mom’?
SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.”
-SpongeBob and Patrick.
- “Spongebob: Guess what day today is?
Patrick: Annoy Squidward day?
Spongebob: No silly! that’s on the 15!”.
-Spongebob and Patrick.
- “Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don’t.”
-Sandy Cheeks, Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward, and Mermaid Man.
- “Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho!’
Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!”
-SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick.
- “SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word.
Patrick Star: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade SpongeBob!”
-SpongeBob and Patrick.
- “Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Spongebob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.”
-Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.
- “Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.”
-Spongebob & Squidward.
- “Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.”
-Spongebob & Patrick.
- “SpongeBob: [thinking] I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it.
SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!”
-SpongeBob.
- “Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.”
-Spongebob & Patrick.
- “SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!”
-Spongebob & Patrick.
Conclusion:
SpongeBob SquarePants has been a very popular and much-loved cartoon show. It is one of those shows that isn’t just loved by kids but even youngsters and adults follow it.
In this article, we have shared a list of some of the most popular quotes said by the most popular characters of the show.
