Negan, on The Walking Dead, is a very quotable character. Armed With his trusty barbed wire baseball bat, Lucille, Negan creates terror while making viewers laugh despite themselves.
Negan’s character is aggressive and violent, but his lines are so awesome. They are some of the most extraordinary and memorable things about the show. These quotes may make you feel uncomfortable, but they also make you laugh.
The Walking Dead’s Fans have followed Negan’s character since his first appearance in the Season 6 finale. Below are some of his famous quotes.
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The Best Negan Quotes on the Walking Dead
“ Your penis? I mean, that guy, he cut on it.”
“Anybody moves, anybody says nothing, cut the boy’s other eye and feed it to his father, and then we’ll start”.
“You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you take anything off of him.”
“People are a resource—money on the table. People are the foundation of what we are building here!”
“You did have guts. I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life!”
“In case you haven’t caught on, I slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.”
“Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy’s other eye out and feed it to his father, and then we’ll start.”
“Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he plodded on it.”
“You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.”
“I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that shit is gross.”
“You do the same damn stink eye as your dad — except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.”
“I was going to ask her to come back with me. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: “How could I ever shop a guy who just bashed her husband’s head in.” You’d be surprised.”
“Widows, especially ones that look like that … they … are special. I love them. Right after their husbands go, they are… empty inside. But usually not for long.”
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“Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ass.”
“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that”.
“I think you are a thin-dicked politician threading the needle with your thin, thin dick”.
“You were in charge. Hell… you were probably… addicted to it. And now, well, clip, clip… that’s over.”
“If you don’t have something interesting for us… somebody’s gonna die. And no more magic guns.”
“It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”
“Oh-ho-holy shit! Everybody hold your fire. It’s Carl. Look at you. Answering the door like a big boy. I am so proud.”
“Feels good! Sounds good! I do believe Lucille’s getting a little jealous.”
“Is that you, Rick? Underneath all that man bush? Shit, I would not have messed with that guy.”
“Sucks, doesn’t it? The moment you realise you don’t know shit.”
“Are you cool, though, Dwight? I mean, I just said it was happy hour at the pussy bar, and Dwight eats for free … and you said no.”
“Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.”
“Jesus. You look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now.”
“Sorry, kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack.”
“You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he cared about killed?”
“Funny how a little “Holy shit! Somebody’s going to die!” lights a fire under everybody’s ass!”
Additional Negan Quotes
“You see that? I am everywhere. And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed, which sucks because your life was about to get so much cooler.”
“This… This is Lucille, and she is wonderful. All this, all this is so that we can pick out which one of you gets the honour.”
“Welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!”
“Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy’s other eye out and feed it to his father, and then we’ll start. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that”
“Now, boy, where were we? Oh, yeah. Your giant, man-sized balls.”
“You got one of our guns. Whoa. Yeah. You got a lot of our guns… shit, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.”
“I could never do this with Rick. He would just be standing there, scowling, giving me that annoying side-eye he gives me.”
“Well, would you look at that? They were here, after all. Funny how a little ‘Holy shit! Somebody’s gonna die!’ lights a fire under everybody”
Conclusion
Negan makes us laugh almost unwillingly. Since he made his first appearance in season six, almost all Walking dead fans have loved it. His language is not suitable for all, but he keeps us on the age of our seats, laughing at his crazy lines.
