Being in the hot weather makes everybody lazy and incapable of thinking about important daily tasks. To make your hot weather feel cheerful, we have sampled quotes for you. Some of them are so funny that they will put a smile on your face on this hot day.
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Top Hot Weather Quotes
“The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”
“Hot weather brings out snakes and slaveholders, and I like one class of the venomous creatures as little as I do the other”
“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.”
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
“I like hot weather. It might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.”
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now, Santa Claus is missing.”
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“I leaned over to one woman at the café who was professing how at home she was in the sweltering rot of hell and said, ‘If you enjoy the heat so much, marry it, the honeymoon with it, and throw it off a cliff to spare the rest of us the agony of having to listen to the joy of your wretched matrimony.’
She laughed. I was completely serious.”
Seven Quotes to Use During Hot Weather Conditions
“The weather is like the government — always in the wrong “Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in, day out, and particularly so in hot weather.”
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.”
“Hot weather opens the skull of a city, exposing its white brain and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb. And there exudes a sour extra-human smell that makes the very stone seem flesh-alive, webbed, and pulsing.”
“This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation.”
“Summertime, oh, summertime, the pattern of life indelible, the fade-proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweet fern, and the juniper forever and ever… the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole, and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat.”
“There is no such thing as bad weather — only different kinds of good weather.”
“Then, there’s the one about the fellow who complained of the excessive heat the other day, when the thermometer read 90. ‘It isn’t hot, brother,’ comforted a war correspondent just back from Ethiopia, ‘until the chair gets up when you do!”
10 Summer Quotes
“The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.”
“More murders are committed at ninety-two degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature. Over one hundred — it’s too hot to move under ninety, cool enough to survive. But right at ninety-two degrees lies the apex of irritability; everything is itches and hair and sweat and cooked pork. The brain becomes a rat rushing around a red-hot maze. Lastly — a word, a look, a sound, the drop of a hair and — irritable murder. Irritable murder, there’s a pretty and terrifying phrase for you.”
.“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
“If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what the hell feels like with this heat!”
“When the weather is hot, keep a calm mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.”
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
“When I feel the heat, I see the light.”
“People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.”
“Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely ever truly to end. Summer.”
“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.”
Conclusion
Do not let the hot weather drain your emotions and energy; check these. Hopefully, they will make you smile and tolerate the heat.
